DAILY RACING RAG SPECIAL REPORT... Fmr. NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani R-NY

Daily Racing Rag SPECIAL REPORT: The Presidential Campaign of Fmr. NYC Mayor Rudy Giuliani R-NY

Florida Retires Giuliani
Rudy's bonehead campaign strategy was a $48 million loser...
After his humiliating defeat in Florida a relieved Rudy Giuliani immediately endorsed the frontrunner John McCain. January 29. Miami Leisure World Penthouse Ward B

Rudy's Wild West Woes
Giuliani poll numbers dropping faster than road apples...
California polls now have Rudy, the former poll leader, no better than fourth place. His campaign has stalled and Rudy's frantic calls to OnStar haven't helped to get his horse moving again... January 24. Mojave Desert Testing Range OTB

Rudy Okays Waterboarding
"Once in a lifetime, once in a decade, not during a drought"...
Giuliani went on to describe a scenario involving a terrorist who knows the location of a nuclear bomb about to go off in 24 hours. However, Rudy would not comment further because he's still writing the action packed novel. December 21. Wolf's Bookstore Manchester NH

Santa Remembers 9/11
Santa was busy in his workshop making toys that fateful day...
An emotional Santa Claus still finds comfort in the former Mayor's hands-on approach and the two remain close personal friends especially since Rudy fixed Santa's immigration problem... December 19. Santa's Christmas Tree Cafe NH

Foe's Fuss Over Fuzz
Edwards says Hillary is fuzzy, Giuliani says her hair is frizzy...
The frontrunner reacted calmly to the critcism saying her goal is to find solutions to fuzzy issues but apologized for a bad hair day saying "My hair was not at it's best". November 10. Des Moines Beauty College and Laundromat OTB

Biden Riffs On Giuliani
"Rudy can dance but knows nothing about foreign policy"...
Senator "Mo Joe" Biden sang that with the exception of "Little Mac" McCain the Republican candidates can't carry a tune in a bucket 'bout what's goin' down outside a US zip code. October 24. Iowa Foreign Policy Review Dinner Show

Mitt Rubs Rudy Wrong Way
Romney remarks rile Rudy at recent Republican wrangle...
Rudy reacted by rebuffing Romney and the enmity was evident until some homogeneous Hillary bashing and mutual manly massage mellowed the mood. October 13. Detroit Republican Debate

Dominican Republican
Rudy calls for U.S. annexation after Yankees go home...
Giuliani declares doctrine after Yankees lose to Cleveland. We need big league prospects and if we can invade Iraq we can annex the Dominican because great ballplayers are worth more than oil. October 9-11. Yankee Stadium OTB

Giuliani's Special Night
Ladies Equestrian Club honors Mayor with a romantic gala...
Giuliani, who wasn't about to look a gift horse in the mouth, was charming. The purse was close to a half million dollars for a 30 minute quickie fundraiser with a few horseracing gals. September 24. Churchmont Downs Private Turf Club

Hillary Won't Go There
Senator Clinton tells magazine she's definitely not a lesbian...
"People will say what they're going to say". Hillary added that she is grateful for her many friends and supporters who choose alternative lifestyles but she has a horny hubby at home. September 21. Fire Island Raceway Fashion Boutique

Rudy Grabs Horsepower
Giuliani shuns Baghdad Derby reaches out to auto racing...
Rudy says he's always preferred the feel of massive horsepower and he is hands on when it comes to scheduling appearances at auto races and monster truck shows. September 14. Tallahatchee Raceway Infield Press Lounge

Rudy's 3 Wives No Problem
Kings of Saudi Arabia and Bahrain have 71 between them...
Giuliani says common ground with Arab leaders may lead to a major Midlle East peace breakthrough in a Giuliani presidency. Middle Eastern men of power with many wives respect a man who wears the robe in the family. July 17. Saudi Arabian Breeders International Association